Just some east coast nerds trying to spread the knowledge of good or bad films (or films so bad they’re good). We have little knowledge of the film-making process and only use our experiences sitting in front the screen for many hours. Our reviews are going to sometimes be wordy, rambling, funny, serious, but hopefully informative and entertaining. The films we review will be all over the place in form of genre, rating, and age. We will also have some blogs you can read and some special review events. Please keep checking back for new reviews and new critics. Thank you for joining us on the couch to enjoy some of these movies!
Our Rating System:
We use everyone’s favorite movie food for our rating system (it seemed appropriate). Can a movie hit our highest valued popcorn?
WITH BUTTER!! The much-desired topping for your popcorn. If we award this to a film, there is no reason not to see this flick! It is an instant classic!
5 bags of popcorn? This is a must-see film.
4 bags of popcorn means this movie is definitely worth a watch.
3 bags of popcorn. It may not be for everyone, but most people would still get a kick out of it.
2 bags of popcorn. Not worth watching beyond a streaming service that happens to have added to their list.
1 bag of popcorn. Only good if you are drunk or asleep through most of it.
The dreaded empty bag of popcorn (0). Don’t watch this! You will waste moments of your life you can’t get back!